Things That Annoy Nurses

1. When someone asks why you didn’t become a Doctor:

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2. When a patient asks “what took you so long?”:

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3. When a patient is allergic to Tylenol but not Percocet:

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4. When you ask the coherent patient for their pain level and the family member answers from across the room:

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5. When the patient spent 5 minutes on WebMD and self-diagnoses themselves with a terminal illness:

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6. When the alarm beeps more than it’s quiet and the call-button goes off seconds after you leave the room:

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7. When the patient won’t stop calling you pet names:

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8. When you just want to go to the bathroom once in twelve hours:

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9. When every visitor wants a four-course meal:

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10. When the fall risk is already one foot on the ground out of bed by themselves:

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11. When you’re assigned to the permanently angry patient:

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12. When nobody has thanked you since last Wednesday:

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13. When you haven’t eaten all day so you sneak away and hide:

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14. When your post-op patient won’t ambulate:

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