Nurse Humor, Nurse Kelley Blog, Nurses Matter Things That Annoy Nurses Posted by kelleyjohnson4 on February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 1. When someone asks why you didn’t become a Doctor: 2. When a patient asks “what took you so long?”: 3. When a patient is allergic to Tylenol but not Percocet: 4. When you ask the coherent patient for their pain level and the family member answers from across the room: 5. When the patient spent 5 minutes on WebMD and self-diagnoses themselves with a terminal illness: 6. When the alarm beeps more than it’s quiet and the call-button goes off seconds after you leave the room: 7. When the patient won’t stop calling you pet names: 8. When you just want to go to the bathroom once in twelve hours: 9. When every visitor wants a four-course meal: 10. When the fall risk is already one foot on the ground out of bed by themselves: 11. When you’re assigned to the permanently angry patient: 12. When nobody has thanked you since last Wednesday: 13. When you haven’t eaten all day so you sneak away and hide: 14. When your post-op patient won’t ambulate: Share this:TwitterFacebookMoreRedditPinterestLike this:Like Loading...